Dear, I think you’re right, we’re going to have to level the foundation. That last putt broke a little to the right, over near the bedroom door.
What? Ceiling fan?
Umm. Y’know, I think I figured out why my brother’s house has a high ceiling in the TV room. Uh, huh. Well, yeah. Look, I couldn’t SEE the golf video from outside. And it is HOT outside.. and anyway, you always said that fan was ugly..
Oh, OK! Come’on Ranger, yes, bring the little ball; Good Boy! Honey, we’re going out in the back yard for awhile.
Ranger, gimme the ball. No; NOT a chew toy, gimme, here boy, gimme.. Here, good-boy! Ranger, come back here! hmm.
I thought Golf would be a lot easier than this. Maybe I’ll stick with Darts.