Yesterday, driving through our neighborhood, I saw a lady standing on the sidewalk, dressed in sweats. She was waving her hands above her head, in sort of a stretching-upwards-lifting motion.
Then she swung her arms to the far right, in a vigorous pushing motion. I thought it was a little unusual to see someone doing aerobics on the sidewalk, but hey, its a free country!
Then, as I got closer, I noticed her husband standing on the roof of their house, with strings of Christmas lights in both hands and more draped around his neck, watching his wife give directions.